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@темы: арт, Криста, Shingeki no Kyojin, Имир

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@музыка: The Pixies - Where is My Mind

@темы: фандомное

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29.04.2013 в 15:35

Пишет  Jay_Count:

It was only a kiss...
Меня вынесло

9gag

9gag.com/gag/aARjym2

@темы: музыка

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HOMM3

Я просто принес Грааль в Башню...

ВНЕЗАПНО

...и тут:

ЕЩЁ ВНЕЗАПНЕЙ

@темы: HOMM, задрот

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ЙОБАННЫЙ ЖЕ. Осторожно, спойлер к 56 главе

@темы: Shingeki no Kyojin, фандомное

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Замечательные люди напомнили мне про мою давнюю любовь

@темы: Neon Genesis Evangelion, фандомное

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Напоминалка

Остановился я здесь
Вотпрямщас как проснусь - вот и вот
Перечитать это

@темы: потоки сознания: размышление

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Первый заход

UPD 2: Oops, I did it again

Я полез на амекановский "путеводитель" по кинк-фесту искать "Вниз" (я так его и не нашел и буду очень рад, если вы кинете мне ссылку на него).
Я просто оставлю это здесь и обещаю это прочесть. Собираюсь хоть примерно перевести текст заявок на выходных.

1. Whispers to an Empty Wind

The disappearance of Alfred and Matthew

The disappearance of Alfred and Matthew

This anon wants to see Al and Matt reluctantly come to the decision that their economies/governments are so broken and unfixable that the only solution to save their citizens from disaster is for their countries to merge.

This means Al and Matt disappear and get replaced by a new child nation-tan who has a new nation name and has no memory of ever being Al/Matt and doesn't recognise any of the other nations.

England and France are devastated by their decision to merge.

Would love a scene where Al and Matt are signing the treaty to dissolve their nations in the presence of all the other nations (who are so shocked/scared by their decision) with the ghosts of Rome and Germania watching on. And then Al/Matt fade away and disappear in front of them ;_;

And some nation has to then take ownership of new child nation-tan.

2. They Said to Stop

AU Gakuen Fic; Matthew/Alfred Incest Taboo

AU Gakuen Fic; Matthew/Alfred Incest Taboo

Matthew and Alfred Williams-Jones are twin brothers attending Gakuen Academy. Al is the school`s golden boy, while quieter Matt tends to be ignored when not on the ice with the hockey team. Neither has ever managed to have a serious relationship, until one night in their room, Matthew figures something out... Cue start of Incestuous Relationship!

Obviously incest is taboo, so they have to keep this a secret from everyone. Maybe they even try to quit but can`t? But somehow, someone finds out and spills the beans. Rumours spread like wildfire and their lives start to unravel rapidly from there. Resolution is up to anon, but OP does like her angst with a happy ending.

I have seen other AU incest fics with different plots. But something that`s very important to me in this one is that MATTHEW is the one who initiates the relationship, and who tops. (He should also be the older twin, should that come up.)

Optional Plot Bunnies:

1. Arthur is the one who tells, because he wants Alfred for himself. (NOTE: In Gakuen, Francis and Arthur are NOT the twin`s parents or older brothers, but upperclassmen at school.)

2. Kiku is the only friend of Alfred`s who doesn`t abandon him. (As a few years back, Al was the one who helped Kiku recover from his depression and self-imposed isolation, so he`s loyal to Al even if he doesn`t approve per se.)

3. Someone (Arthur, Bad Friends?) tries to force sex out of Al because of the rumours. Something like “You`re such a slut that you`ll even sleep with your own brother, why not me?” (Anon sees Al as actually getting worse than Matt because of his previous high status at the school.)

3. Bury Me In Cash In A Big Black Coffin

Bonnie and Clyde- Err, Alfred and Matt

Bonnie and Clyde- Err, Alfred and Matt
Can/Am AU:

Alfred and Matthew, two "friends with benefits" of sorts, find themselves on hard times. Late on their rent, they get a hairbrained scheme- they're going to go on a robbing spree from bank to bank until they're literally rolling in the dough. A cross-country tour in Al's beat up vintage Cadillac convertable ensues.

Bonuses:
+Victory sex in a pile of money
+They see themselves on tv. Their reaction is up to Anon.
+Matthew is actually pretty witty, but the "Say it under your breath" sort of way
+Oral sex is given to the driver- while being chased by the cops.
+The ending isn't happy- As in, they don't get away uncaught.

The setting I'm thinking is present day, by the way. But I can work with authoranon if need be. <3 GO GO GO!

4. The Lily and the Rose: Sovereign

Quebec and New York?!?!

Quebec and New York?!?!

I see a lot of Quebec/Ontario hate-sex stuff, and I think I even saw Ontario/New York once, but can I please have some Quebec/New York State kink?

Why? Well, did you know that Quebec and New York have met to discuss offering a bid for the 2022 Olympics -- a JOINT bid? As in, the first ever international co-hosts for the Olympics? As quoted: "The boundary between Quebec and New York, as far as I am concerned, that’s not a boundary, it’s a bridge."

In addition, New York is Quebec's number one trading partner. See - www.mri.gouv.qc.ca/en/pdf/usa_relationsQc_NY.pd...? They even have a trade corridor *coughcough*: www.allbusiness.com/legal/international-law/217...

Both boast Catholic majorities (yes, NY state is mainly Catholic). New York's state animal is the beaver and its state tree is the sugar maple, and hockey and lacrosse are incredibly popular in NY (along with all those other sports its known for). They share a common people - the Mohawk. And duh, they share a border.

ALL OF THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO BE INCLUDED!! Consider it as inspiration instead. Please do have New York clearly be the STATE however, and not the city. T_T Also, Quebec-tan should be older: Quebec was settled in 1608 while New York wasn't settled (as New Netherlands) until 1626.

Bonus: Dark-skinned New York?? (Cause of NY's racial make-up.)

Bonus II: Including some Canada/America! (Although the exact nature of Quebec's and NY's relationship to the nation-tans are up to author anon.)

5. General Relativity

Student/Teacher Deliciousness (Anyone/Teacher!America)

Student/Teacher Deliciousness (Anyone/Teacher!America)

This anon is dying to see Alfred as Mr. Jones, the bizarre new teacher at World Academy who's maybe a little /too/ enthusiastic with his Earth and Space and/or Physics lessons, but somehow still manages to make people learn...without them even realizing it! =O

Even more, she is dying to see Student A's blossoming crush and ensuing pursuit of a relationship with the oblivious teacher (preferably successful, and with some kinky student-topping-teacher sexytiems in the classroom).

No real preference for Student A, because I support Al with anyone...but Bonus Points will be awarded for Japan, Korea, Estonia...or Canada (the first three because techy/nerdy students crushing on a quirky/enthusiastic science teacher seems oddly appropriate...and Canada because the quiet!student secretly daydreaming of screwing the teacher in the middle of class is just unf)

6. The Longest Road

Return to Innocence; Canada+America

Return to Innocence; Canada+America

I swear this request was already made, but I've looked and I've looked and I can't find it anywhere, so I can't be sure. T_T In any case, I AM sure there's no fill for it!

There's a prophecy among the Mohawk that tells of America and Canada being born as a gold and silver snake. Then there's another that says after some sort of huge war/battle/apocalypse-type thing, a Mohawk boy will save the day, unite the tribes, and the land will be returned to the native peoples. A portion of the 'snakes' will leave, and the rest will be united with the native peoples as family.

So....... Anon wants to see an AU of this in Hetalia. Something where, for whatever reason, Native America(s) reclaims America and Canada. The twins are reluctant and sad to leave the other nations, but they bow to their family's wish. North America goes through a period of semi-isolation*, during which time America and Canada must come to terms with where they came from, who they were, who they became, and who they will be, not to mention dealing with the guilt over what they did. I don't want Native America to be cruel, but rather to treat them as a kind of prodigal son, who made many mistakes but who is still, in the end, family.

The twins' mother could be Native America OR she could be deceased and her brother(s) and/or sister(s) could be Native America-tan(s). Up to author anon!

Would really, really like to see Canada and America growing closer to each other through this process, and would love it to end in Canada/America (prefer geographic canon, and prefer Canada as the slightly older twin).

*By semi-isolated, I mean maybe in contact with one or two outside nations, but not the rest of the world. Mexico maybe? Or France, since France has a better history of relations with Native Americans than other nations?

I know it's a lot, but I think it could be really awesome!

Текст заявки здесь

7. HIbernate

Canada/America

Canada/America

"No other world relationship is as important to the United States as its relationship with Canada." www.kelowna.com/2009/12/05/obama-wins-news-maki...

Hard times have hardened attitudes in the United States, according to a trove of new research that suggests a record number of Americans see their country as a waning superpower that should mind its own business and let the world fend for itself.

Yet Canada remains overwhelmingly popular in the eyes of Americans, topping the list of all foreign countries with an 84 per cent favourability rating in the U.S.

Together with surprising new data that points to rising U.S. support for free trade even in a time of recession, analysts in Washington say Canadians should not be jarred by the developments: If Americans are in a mood to hibernate, they say, Canada has a special place in their den...

"People are turning inward. But at the same time, Americans don't see Canada as part of that outward world." www.thestar.com/news/world/article/734389--cana...

Go anons, go!

8. Bullet # 09

Canada/America - Boy Who Cried Wolf

Canada/America - Boy Who Cried Wolf

Canada/America - Boy Who Cried Wolf style. America comes whining to Canada so often that the one time something devastating actually does happen to him, Canada dismisses it without realizing it’s not his brother simply exaggerating. It doesn’t matter what happens to America, but the more personal and traumatizing, the better. >.>

Cue Canada finding out what’s happened somehow and immediately going to America. EPIC LOVE FOR PROTECTIVE!CANADA. EPIC, I TELL YOU. Ironically, America, after the event is first dismissed, seems set on pretending everything is hunky dory (even though it’s obviously not).

… Does not necessarily need to have smut, but that would be awesome like an awesome thing.

OMG, ReCAPTCHA: burgher liberty, really?

9. Agreements

Empire Mama worship

Empire Mama worship

Okay anons *deep breath*

Amaerica/Canada/Australia/New Zealand/fem!England gangbang!

Maybe it's mothers day, or some other occasion. But want to see fem!England's kids deciding it's time to show their mother how much they love her.

Anon would prefer Beanclams version of fem!England rather than the pigtailed version as a note. But if author really wants to write that version go ahead o/

Bonuses:
- one or two of the kids genderswitched as well
- turns in fucking
- usage of toys
- And England of course being tsundere and heavily protesting... at least at the begining ;D

Otherwise go wild anons!

ReCAPTCHA says 16-foot sept. It's in Septemeber and someone is very well endowed?

10. Wayward Son

Colonial US and Canada - Canada being the brat

Colonial US and Canada - Canada being the brat

Partially inspired by this request: hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=...

I love that request, but the comments and such got me thinking. America's always portrayed as the troublemaker and Canada's always the good, sweet, angelic son, and it get s little annoying after a while. Not just for America, because I'm pretty sure England would not have doted on the boy as much as he did if he was consistently and only a brat, but for Canada, as it really...well. Mary Sure complex, kinda. Yeah. Which is something I see a lot for Canada.

Anyways! I want to see a fic where Canada is the dicky little brat for once, living up to his reputation of being the world's most passive-aggressive country and showing how he can make America cry. Don't make Canada evil, but sympathy should definitely lay with America.

Bonus: America is blamed for whatever trouble Canada makes. Especially if this happens to be a common occurrence and America's always getting blamed.
Bonus Two: America throws a hissy-fit over not being believed, making his situation worse.
Bonus Three: Canada ends up feeling bad when he gets America into really bad trouble over this whole ordeal, more than he intended, and eventually apologizes and makes England go for a loop--his sweet little Canada is making trouble!?

Gen is the basis of this story, but hinting/having pairings is fine, especially if it's rocky-separated-parents!FrUK.

11. повиновение

Russia/America/Canada

Russia/America/Canada

lol I requested this, but I'm gonna post the request again because no one filled it


"Russia/America/Canada non-con, bondage, denied release

Russia tops from the top and Canada tops from the bottom; DOUBLE PENETRATION!"

<3

12. A Spirit of my Own

America + probably Canada: the wendigo

America + probably Canada: the wendigo

So there was this fill with these two and the thunderbird legend, right? Well following the native american theme, I think we could afford a very dark!fic featuring the legend of this creature: www.prairieghosts.com/wendigo.html

13. I've been waiting

Native America comes back...for revenge!

Native America comes back...for revenge!

This strange idea popped into my head and it won't leave me alone...

Native America, who has been dead for a long time, slowly takes control of Canada and America to seek revenge for her demise and using them like puppets. England and France have to save them (along with others the anon wishes to include)!

I would love it if it was a bit disturbing, and reasons for Native America coming back now is up to anon.

14. Xiphoid

Twincest?

Twincest?

This anon fancies the idea that America and Canada were conjoined twins until the European nations found and separated them (possibly against their will?).

I'd like a fic dealing with this, please ^^

How exactly they were conjoined, whether they remember being conjoined or not, all these details are up to Authornon. It can be angsty, or more lighthearted.

I ADORE AmCan, so if it ends in that, hoorah! But if you can't make it work, that's cool too ^^

Текст заявки здесь

15. Say Nothing At All

America, miscarriage

America, miscarriage

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._state#Possible_new_s...

America's given birth to a LOT of states. Would like to see something on the one(s) that never came to be. (See above link, under 'unrecognized states'.)

Request is for mpreg America only, in this case, the baby doesn't make it. ;_; The rest is up to anon - who's the father, if America is comforted, how it ends, etc, etc. Anon likes a variety of pairings so long as America is the bottom! (Though, he has to be to be the mama anyways, right?)

Текст заявки здесь

16. Clear Skies

Uncolonized North America

Uncolonized North America

There have been a bunch of requests dealing with "what ifs" involving other countries finding and raising America and/or Canada. Well, I'd rather like to see something in which the European nations didn't interfere with North America.

So, basically, North America having developed on its own time and terms, without European or other-country colonizations, set in either present, or pretty much any time in which Alfred and Matthew (definitely not named Alfred and Matthew, and obviously much more...Native American-tan in appearance)are fully grown.

I can see this going a ton of different ways (like, are they still "uncivilized" by European standards, more peaceful as a whole, or did they eventually "Revolutionize" just as Europe did on its own?), but I would love to maybe see European or Asian-tans discovering them and their continent and being amazed at how different it is from the rest of the world, and maybe trying to bring them out of their "isolation" and forcing Native American!America and Canada (perhaps with different country names) to world meetings and the like.

Bonus: ...if you can somehow work pairings in, that'd be great.

Bonus 2: Canada/America/Canada as a pairing, because in some ways, I can see them working as one country in this sort of setting

ULTRA BONUS: The people of Canada and America (not /just/ bosses) all know what they are, as they are more intune with their land

17. We always learn the hard way
Part 4

Broken Family AU

Broken Family AU

Matthew, somewhere in his early teens, runs away from home (home being parents Francis and Arthur, and twin brother Alfred (maybe even younger brother Australia?)).

Years later (though preferably before the age of 18), he finally decides to go home and fix things with his family, feeling both lonely, and guilty for leaving them. He does not expect to find his family in shambles upon his return.

Shocked that his departure could ruin so much, he decides to try and repair the damage.

Bonus 1: Arthur and Francis divorced, the strain of blaming each other for Matthew's departure being the final blow to their relationship.

Bonus 2: Mixed feelings!Alfred, angry that Matthew came back after "ruining them", but happy to see him, guilty that he was a cause Matthew left in the first place (headcanon dictates Alfred is a self-hater deep down ^^')

Bonus 3: References to Alfred and Matthew's original parents (maybe a kind of, "They left us, and then you leave me too?" from Alfred?)

Bonus 4: I like Russia/US. If you could fit that in somewhere...I'd gladly give you my first born

UPD. 18. Under

"Whimper Oui". Wow, Captcha.

"Whimper Oui". Wow, Captcha.

Canada/America


Hard BDSM--at America's request. Alfred gets tired of micromanaging the world's affairs (as best he can, anyway) and really likes to relinquish control completely in private. The catch is, he only feels safe doing that around someone who he knows would never abuse that power outside the bedroom. The only person he knows like that is Matthew.

Bonus if you can show a progression from Matthew being nervous/awkward about it to, down the road, really getting into it (leather, flogging, denied orgasms, the whole deal). In his mind, suddenly nothing's hotter than America begging and submitting--because nobody else gets to see him like that.



Plz, anon!

запись создана: 27.02.2014 в 02:46

@музыка: Sia - Kill and Run

@темы: перевод, англофандом, амекан, фандомное, Axis Powers Hetalia

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nuitdenovembre.livejournal.com/4093.html
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fireblazie.livejournal.com/24426.html#cutid1

запись создана: 19.03.2014 в 21:57

@музыка: Obsidian Shell - Ezer Ev

@темы: фрук, складские помещения, Axis Powers Hetalia

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МОАР исполнений с кинка

...и торжественное обещание прочесть все это, ибо делать мне все равно нехрен. Ебать как я люблю составлять списочки

hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20236.html?thread=...
Оуйееес. Пейринг - отпад

hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18439.html?thread=...
Прочитаю это только ради названия

И еще из треда рекомендаций:

1) France/Spain :: Spain has been in love with Romano before

2) Learning to Fly [Partitioners + Germany/Poland, Eventual LietPol]

3) I would like human AU Gilbert/Ludwig incest блаблабла

4) Parental incest USUK // Human AU и перманентно охуевающий Мэтт

5) Ensemble Dystopia от свежепрочитавшего 1984

6) Annnngst насоветовали с по запросу "FACE but Canada centric"

7) На запрос Good FrUK? During WWI щедрые анончики отсыпали:
рррраз) www.fanfiction.net/s/6519337/1/The_Art_of_Being...
дваааа) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=...
трриии) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/15068.html?thread=...
четыре) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/3274.html?thread=7...
пяяять) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/16221.html?thread=... очень советуют
шеесть) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/18772.html?thread=... Ватерлоо
сееемь) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/6850.html?thread=8... сонгфик
восемь) hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17942.html?thread=...

8) Реки по неканонам. Надо почитать про Балканы. Обещают Свадьбу Австрии и Венгрии и прелюдию к ПМВ с Сербией

9) Germany/Norway - Casual sex. Пейринг вызывает стойкое "ШТО?", но почитать захотелось

10) Nations interacting/being found out by humans. ОХОХО

11) Best of USUK?. Нет, ну просто . Пройтись потом по ссылочкам, чтоле

12) Нет, я не буду читать гэнг-бэнг бай куча зомбяков. Хотя кого я обманываю

13) Артфиллз посмотрел не все, но пока France/UK, AU и continued here

14) Fruk - AU Brothers. Yes, fruk incest, you read correctly.

15) Best AUs?. Уж ты ж ёпт.

И это только первые три страницы реков. И только за начало 11 года. Я ненавижу себя. Я ненавижу себя. Я хочу прочесть фанфики. Но сейчас я пойду читать заявки и ныть, что их никто не исполняет.

@темы: англофандом, фандомное, Axis Powers Hetalia

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Ты измотан и страдаешь бессонницей? Глаза закрываются сами собой, и думать связно уже не получается? Го на кинк-фест. И почему я всегда делаю именно так, а не ложусь спать?

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Я: Всё плохо, кости не срастаются, нужна повторная операция, и, наверное, не одна.
Родня: Всё потому что ты в Бога не веришь!

Пиздец

@темы: потоки сознания: жалобы

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Фикбук

Я увидел это только сейчас. Ну если среди админов-модеров такой пиздец, то чего там можно ожидать?

@темы: фандомное

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50

Хотел поучаствовать во флешмобе "50 фанфиков" в Типичном фикрайтере. Написал три длиннющих отзыва к трём фанфикам соответственно. Я еще даже не разогрелся, а два из этих трех фиков удалили, и только один автор (вернее, переводчик) учёл замечания и обещал исправиться.

@музыка: Kopriklaani - Uni

@темы: фандомное

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Чувствую себя белкой-параноиком и боюсь надоесть команде еще до начала фб
Надо сесть и сделать хоть что-нибудь, но нееет, я буду всю ночь сидеть и читать инсайд полуторогодовалой давности.

@темы: потоки сознания: жалобы

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02.04.2014 в 01:21

Пишет  Эйли-Пеле:

Куртки американских летчиков времен Второй мировой.

+6

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@темы: арт

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Любовь - это пытаться понять ее музыку.
ххх: Я вот до сих пор пытаюсь понять твоих шведов, которые жрут пирожки и поют одновременно.
ууу: Это датчане

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@темы: фандомное

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Акцеееент

@темы: Axis Powers Hetalia